Wrap it tightly in electrical tape.

Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

His password was 12345 (assuming he could count that high)

Moopsy!

Actually, the Rankine timeline would probably be a better comparison.

Because JJ Abrams uses the name Kelvin in a lot of his works. I think it was his grandfather or something. But in Star Trek specifically, it is the name of the ship around which the events that the divergent timeline started.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Most of the hate is because of the maintainers not maintaining their security certificates. Another similar distro is EndeavourOS, which I personally prefer. But either way, find what works for you.

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

Yeah, many were, or were independently re-developed, but never quite the same.