lobsticle 🦞

We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen online in a very long time, and of course I laughed for a solid minute. Well done, OP.

My grandchildren are going to be very excited to get this new XBox! - some Grandma somewhere

Yes but you can’t use a hard n

At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

Aaaaaaaand it’s gone! https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-speaker-nominee-third-time-rcna121675

Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞

After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.

Bystander: She’s apneic and has no pulse! I’m beginning CPR!

Commences compressions

Patient: Uh actually I have a boyfriend