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And know the sizes of some common items; paper currency, coins, hand, arm, length of stride. You can use these to get a close approximation.

Don’t discount the flashlight so quickly. I avoid an excessive amount of shit in my pockets and it’s always the same. Money clip, knife, truck key, pen, phone and my flashlight. The Flashlight is fairly small, takes a AAA and is slightly bigger than an AA battery with a pocket clip. It gets used multiple times a day. Makes small print in dimly lit areas easier to read also. Honestly for some reason I despise using my phone as a flashlight:)

Your pizza looks great! What kind of pizza oven do you use?

Try using cornmeal to transfer. A friend recommended it when I was having issues and it helped a lot.

Don’t knock it. That’s where I defrost my chicken.

How dare you doubt the depravity of Ohio man. https://www.nbc4i.com/news/ohio-man-arrested-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

I recently had an issue that caused similar issues. Ended up being a bad wheel on the Z axis. Wheel was damaged and the carriage would move up and down as the Z axis traversed causing that stripped pattern.

Good luck!