Came to the comments for an answer and seems like everyone else is clueless as well…

Debt begins at conception

It’s a show-er not a grow-er

Bun too big

New boot goofin’

Apologies for ignorance, but what am I looking at here?

I would eat this.

Video game armor

“Hit Me Baby One More Time” was actually written by Max Martin - he’s written a lot of the hit songs of the last few decades, including “I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys, “Blank Space” by Taylor Swift, “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry and “Blinding Lights” by The Weeknd.

Nothing wrong with simply relaxing during your time off. You don’t have to actively be doing something to enjoy yourself and unwind.