dam bitch u live like this?

you’ve got my vote

would it be a good idea to have comment/post rewards like gold/silver etc. where the proceeds go to help fund instances?

it’s nice to be important but it’s important to be nice

where do we stand with “o u o”?

i’ll be the fun fact guy: they have incredible senses of smell but way less taste buds than us hoomans so that correlates into “does it have a STRONK ODOR? ok i eat dat” so it’s almost like flavor isn’t part of the equation with dogs (or at least obviously not the first priority.)

u callin me a two timer?

i cut out the middleman to deliver factory direct piss at factory direct prices.

it’s a cult. (always has been.)

i do hvac service house calls. one time a kid was playing fortnite (maybeike 8 years old?) in the next room on some custom map/game idk i don’t play it i’m an old fuck BUT: there was a waterfall and i told him he should check behind it just in case. there was a treasure chest? behind it and homie literally thought i was some genius oracle, his jaw dropped and he stared at me for like five seconds lol. i felt like a god