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Me, but instead of affecting her clothes in any way, The Hand™️ activates my neurons by drawing the two circles on her face

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, “mega bodacious,” and “tubular to the max.” Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a “cowabunga.” More as this develops.

Not all squares are rectangles, but all rectangles are insecure dweebs who need to find something better to do.

I guess because that was always the intended messaging of the kind of schlocky Facebook posts the original is meant to be parodying. It used to be “this wise soldier/farmer/cop/blue collar worker shows a Millennial hipster how the world REALLY works,” and now you replace ‘Millennial hipster’ with ‘liberal’, but it’s all the same shit designed to get you to look down on someone while respecting whoever the meme tells you is worth respecting.

To be honest, I think the novel author in the replies had some valid points. They just had the poor sense of awareness that would lead them to making those points against an obvious parody, and then going “nuh-uh I’m still right” when it was pointed out to be obvious parody with yet more obvious parody.

I guess my point is we should all be taking a step back from the online brainrot, doing more to act locally and benefit the world around us, and supporting our local sewer men.

Ah, dang. I knew I shouldn’t have wished for more mixed-use housing on that monkey’s paw. My bad, guys. This one’s on me.

And with reckless abandon if you wanna get REAL fuckin wild

In some instances, you just sort of decide to wing it and jam for a bit until you all find a spot that works. So, sometimes, you get to hear the ending get written live! (Though, usually, you just end up repeating whatever you’d do when you were practicing the song before)

Source: Had a band, had trouble writing endings sometimes.

So, when I absent-mindedly glanced at the thumbnail, I thought it kind of looked like Chinese characters for a second. That made me curious, so I looked up if there was a Chinese version of the theme, and, yeah, man. That’s exactly what I wanted.

I’d say “imagine if that was actually what I wrote,” but it looks like you went ahead and did that for me. ❤️

God bless my poor folks who regret their Harry Potter tattoo because they’re trans. You have my condolences. 😔