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I’d assume the weird “Obama is going to use FEMA to set up concentration camps to round up all his enemies” conspiracy (Possibly updated to Biden, possibly not, they tend to also be the “Obama is using Biden as a secret third term controlling him from the shadows (and Harris will be an even secreter fourth)” type)

Yep. Context is the whole Springfield thing, Vance referred to the Hatians legally there as illegal immigrants, he was corrected, then his response basically amounted to ‘But I don’t like the method they’re using to be here legally, so I’m going to call it illegal’

Then the bit with the ad read at the end for a drink powder that was apparently “Grandpa’s ashes” flavor, realizing halfway through and being like “welp, that’s staying in”

I always think about that time in the 90s cartoon where Xavier made Magneto relive the Holocaust. Like, dude was about to kill him and enact a genocide of his own, but still, damn.

And then Vance is President? I’m not sure that’s better, all the same horrible views, somewhat more coherent, has no idea how a human behaves, is on the record that if he’d been Pence he’d have helped with the coup

Which 99.9% of the time “Enlightened Centrist” translates to “Right wing hack who is too embarrassed to come out and say it”

One player would take lines she found funny and put them in one of those super flowey fonts over a fitting image. A couple I particularly remember

“I know how capes work okay? I’m a bear”

“He almost dies, but then he chooses not to”

“Is anyone a heavy sleeper?” “Yeah, I am.” “But you’re an Elf?” “Yeah”

Celsius and Fahrenheit agree on -40, but since they’re scales that scale at different rates there’s bound to be some value where they intersect rather than some meaningful number like Kelvin and Rankine being zeroed to Absolute Zero

He was never in remotely good mental health, but he’s gone from “in the deep end of a pool, and he can’t swim” to “In the middle of the Pacific Ocean (in an electric boat, and there’s a shark nearby)” with how quickly he’s declining