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Merry Christmas!

Real BMPs have curves honey, don’t believe the skinny bitches you see in those magazines

We’re doing ERA skirts right? PLEASE tell me we’re doing ERA skirts

Hey, welcome back to Personal Space! I’m your host, Philip Jacobs, and let me tell ya… I care about my personal spac… Wow, wow, hey! Who’s around me right now?! Who’s around me?!..

Now why don’t we step up here and everybody get stepped up, and let’s get some stepped up personal space up in this place! Here we go.

We get a one: personal space.
Two: personal space.
Three: stay out of my personal space.
Four: keep away from my personal space.
Five: get out of that personal space.

Rule 2: Explain incorrect articles and takes

As much as I want this to be real it’s not. Just enjoy the shitpost folks 👍

Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.

Lungplugs

Life pro tip: Don’t touch the boats