i mean technically – technically – that’s exactly how we ended up here.

there evidently exist, in this nascent technology, peaks and troughs.

Tai-two.

thos video breaks maths. parallel strokes leading to a purr-pendicular outcome?

will do. but with what?

obligatory mitchell and webb.

she came into the manger, way overdue,

and plonked herself down next to the ewe.

then – leaning back on the cow –

did she, the great chairman mao,

immaculately embirth winnie the pooh.

message received. i’ll now lift protein powders and cram weights.

why would any of google’s customers pay to stuff its ads into such a broken feature?

it’s like embossing your logo within a toilet bowl – sure, a lot of people will get to see it but mostly only when it’s submerged in shit.

if legislation was to be passed against this book, would it be called the “bye bible bill”?