Fun fact for the math nerds out there: John Baez is her cousin

What if you were to give the money to a 9/11-related charity or something like that?

Lmao, someone on /r/mortalcombat called it “dispicable (sic) politically motivated bs”. Imagine being this mad about undoing slavery with a time machine.

The cowards disabled comments.

“How can a teenager possibly consent to permanently altering their body?” *Does elective surgery on a literal baby*

HOLY SHIT that video is NSFL. I can’t even see where the barbers were keeping those AK47s. They just whipped them out of nowhere.

Mao’s real mistake was not serving up those sparrows on a bed of greens.

What if you were trapped on a desert island with a large, Kafkaesque cockroach, a Caesar salad (with anchovies), and a cow with object permanence? Would you be ok with eating the sentient bug man?

“America deserved 9/11” – the tagline for every September 11th and maybe Fourth of July