The fewer devices listening in on me, the better.

And do they look like they still have a viable business model?

Ah yes, the good ol’ pivot to video. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pivot_to_video

It should be publicly-funded, like infrastructure. Having a video sharing platform is clearly very important, but I don’t think there are any companies that are both capable of running it and trustworthy enough to do so.

The Saturn managed to do well in Japan after a soft relaunch with a new marketing campaign

Every platform wants to be every other platform nowadays

The only game Nintendo’s charged $70 for so far is Tears of the Kingdom, which your description doesn’t match at all

Not everyone has the same use case as you.

Using Windows is an exercise is masochism. That’s why I switched to Linux