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Please be nice.

Time?

I think the parent commenter just wants to feel like they’re better than you.

It’s like a dam.

Well, not watching the video would mean not doing due diligence, which would be on-brand for him.

Be(e) the change you want to see.

Except for ruggedness and water resistance, something that would meet all of your other requirements would be the Cartier Tank Must SolarBeat. Simple, elegant, having the absolute minimum in terms of complications (two-hander with no seconds!), classic. High-end name. Great build quality. Probably furthest from what you were expecting, though. I have one myself. It’s a great watch.

This has the energy of walking away from explosions in slow motion.

THANK YOU! This is why I joined Beehaw.

Never mind it being too expensive to have kids, it’s too expensive to exist. Population aging is just an obvious consequence of that.