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It’s so adorable how he’s trying so hard to look tough, but manages to look like the scared little rodent he is.

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Anger is all he knows. He weilds his emotions with the skill of a feral dog.

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Ok so I am not buying the tough guy act he is desperately trying to portray in the photo. Dude is a walking ice cream sandwich in a suit.

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I didn’t even realise he is trying to look tough. He looks anxious.

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Red eyes and make-up wiped off his nose like he’s been crying, and a sulky expression…

Not at all tough. More like a young child who had a temper tantrum and is pouting.

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I don’t doubt that he is belligerent, I don’t doubt that he is capable of murder. He is a rapist. If “dangerous” is considered tough, then I buy it. But tough is not the same as strong. There is no strength without empathy.

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Dangerous is not the same as tough. When toughness is necessary, then weakness is the dangerous trait.

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I’m not sure that’s what he’s going for. He just looks unhappy to me, which seems very plausible. If he had half a brain, he’d do a Bill Gates and put on a careless smile in his mugshot.

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I thought you were required to wash off makeup before a mugshot?

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I think the orange has just leeched in permanently

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Does anyone know why he used a bail bond company? Seems weird. Does he really not have the $200,000?

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The first thing you learn when you start gaining money is that it’s always best to tie up someone else’s money. Most people learn this first with credit cards.

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@MadMenace @Egg_In_Question He might not be liquid. Or he might just be broke. Or he’s just a cheap bastard. Any or all of the above.

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What? What are you talking about? That’s not how bail works. He doesn’t need 200k.

The amount of your bail is the amount you owe if you don’t appear in court, not the amount of the deposit, i.e. the amount of cash you need on hand. That’s 10% of the total. If you have a 200k bail amount, you need 20 grand on hand, not 200 grand.

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Hmm, that’s not how they work in my state. You either pay 100% of the bail yourself, or you pay 10% to a bondsman and they cover the other 90%.

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Doesn’t this make her point even more? Had to use a bondsman for 20k but he’s super rich? Yiiikes

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Maybe he can get more than a 10% return on the 200k over the time the bond money is to be locked?

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Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian in his mug shot, and I can’t stop laughing.

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I need to see this edit.

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Now is the Season of Evil.

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Reminds me of Rufus Scrimjore or however you spell the minister from Harry Potter.

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