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Rapist cops? I don’t know. TV tells me all cops are my friends and superheroes who scowl at bad guys

Why not use digital squibs? Oh yeah, you don’t get to shoot someone

Forgive it all or STFU

Amazon brings me things in 2 days and does human sacrifice, I am happy as a consumer

Strategy: ice cream cones jack, i’m not trump, herpy derpty doo 🍧 😎

Starting to think this Trump fella is up to no good! 🍹 🐖

Isn’t everything being used to train AI now? Am I an AI? Woah, look at my fingers… duuuude.

Roger Waters is such a nazi he sent his father there to fight them in world war 2. Such a nazi he let his dad die fighting them. What a nazi.

Have you never heard a joke before?

Twitter the thing you do on the shitter