dustycups

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You don’t have a poop mirror?

There might be something going on with our instances. I just got your reply now.

But where will you get your super processed food?

I swear every second commrnt I post is an xkcd reference: https://xkcd.com/2347/

Hope I’m not letting the cat out of the bag.

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

Not phone specific, but signal had a great blog post on cellebrite a while back.

To get even.

Very punny.

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