Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.

Der/das?

Hopefully someone will try again and not miss.

Why does the wind blow? Why do the tides rise and fall?

The gore/bush election was before 9/11 though.

Siiiiiiiick

Life imitates art, or something.

I know I certainly do. But seriously, was the shooter a republican? I’ve been traveling for the past 48 hours and apparently missed all the fun.

But then that makes the right answer 3 out of 4 possible options, so the correct answer is 75%. Or not. I’m tired.

The desire to be a train conductor is still strong with me as well.