Why don’t you make like a tree and LEAVE (your lawn unraked to support the ecosystem)

If you only have $300,000, just buy an 80% treasury bond and you should be good.

I think they forgot “drop everything to make an intricately colored and formatted list”

Some of this is cast iron, I’ve been true my whole life.

I think that’s what they were asking.

A copy of the game Portal previously owned by Satan.

Some of the funniest Dwarf Fortress bugs I remember hearing about:

-Cats were dying of alcohol poisoning because they would walk through puddles of alcohol in the tavern, and then ingest it when cleaning themselves

-A hammerer (dispenser of dwarven justice) didn’t have a hammer, so when they went to punish a criminal, they bit their arm and tore it off, and then went about their day holding the severed arm in their mouth.

The water will go, bing bing! bong bong bong! bing bing! down to Los Angeles.

Let her sing her awkward song!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side, where he was meeting his church group to tell them he would no longer be attending.