Apologies - couch fuckers does seem more on target for GOP diaper-wearing cultists. Please enjoy all breakfast meats.

The pig-fuckers are cheating? Say it ain’t so. With apologies to all pigs and related swine - it’s metaphoric, not species-ist.

Yes and no. Married one and divorced. So while I fucked her occasionally over 20-years - she’s still fucking me and will be forever.

Not an American, so this is without prejudice.

Either gun deaths are a fact of life or unacceptable. There is no in-between or grey area. It is hugely frustrating to see these shitstained mavens of policy and law swing wildly between these contradictory extremes. Pick a fucking side.

This one would be newer. A truth lost on us plebes who have to pay for things.

I’d like to take a moment to remind y’all that Clarence “I’m For Sale” Thomas turned down a FREE RV offered by Last Week Tonight. So he’s not corrupt. He’s selective.

Let’s wait and see how he votes on repealing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia

I’m sure he’ll vote his conscience

It’s not a bias, though, they call idiots: “idiots”. That’s not a bias, it’s reporting a FACT. Bias is sanewashing Herr Drumpf’s verbal diarrhoea.

Are they in the room, now? Can anyone else see them?

Warming up? The alternative is Rule 34.

A face worthy of and deserving of a golden shower. You’re welcome, Diaper Don.