When life hands you onions, make babies.

Women walking around unescorted with uncovered legs, sure.

Fat lot of good the first one did.

Pick a bankrupt company you “worked for”, they will have nobody to call.

My lover has told me that if I take her to Olive Garden, she’ll know it’s over between us.

Mr. Will Smith, Chris Rock is at it again…

Communism is psilocybin. It grows from humble places. It brings out hard truths through intense dialogue and self-examination. It gives the ability to see patterns in things.

“Sons of Amalek” refers to 1 Samuel 15:3, where god tells saul to kill every man, woman, child, infant, camel and ass in Amalek. Saul kills all the people but spares the livestock and that pisses god off.

Your mission is blessed.