I mean, joking aside, isn’t that how parity calculations used to work? “Got more uppy bits than downy bits - that’s a paddlin’” or something.

Bless you.

I maintain that it’s cheaper to buy better and keep longer, but, yeah, Vimes’ Boots strike again.

I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo of Mr. Blobby

So I was about to say “I love my Fairphone 5 and recommend it wholeheartedly but it’s not supported by Lineage is yet, which is really frustrating, especially after its been out nearly a whole year”, but then I checked and - well, I’ll be damned - LineageOS does support the FP5 now so I know what I’ll be doing later on: eating chicken wings. But after that, upgrading my FP5 to LineageOS.

I do not speak German, yet I understand perfectly.

Please. This needs to be taken seriously.

Piped Bot! I summon thee!

I read “daters” as “dealers” and I ran the whole gamut of emotions in about a half second.

It never really occured to me before, but are we at the point where we have openly gay bullies in schools? I feel like “Your Dad” insults would have way more impact.

charmap.exe? Holy shit. Windows 95 called, but I didn’t have a 33.6k modem ready to answer.