If the dude had blond hair, this would literally be Mistborn

Doctorate is stored in the balls

Are there any downsides to artist’s Twitter?

…so are you?

Belarus was actually always Ukrainian territory, historically…

I mean, if that excuse works for russia, why not us?

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

The Japanese guys probably did hear the boss music start at that point

Not even in the lore

In the Japanese films, Sadako was an adult already when she fell down the well and survived 30 years in it. So she’s at least in her forties, according to Wikipedia. In the American version I think they changed her to a child but also changed her name

See also: Fire Giant