Year-round shorts guy, present!

Me too. Except in a hotel in Scotland but my condition was the same. They don’t sell that stuff in supermarkets in my country, but we have the internet for that.

I’m not talking about the stew. I mean the bottle on the upper center of the picture.

To be fair, the Brown Sauce is actually pretty neat. But not in everyones taste tho.

I feel the immense need to cast this on my Phyrexian Obliterator.

Yes. To get the chlorine or salt off my skin.

Never swam in a freshwater lake. But I think I probably still would.

The latter makes it way more effective. Nothing says “IT’S ON NOW!” more than exploding into a room with 3 dudes having your dangly bits flopping around.

Please delete this.

Democrats will be blamed in 3, 2, 1…

Gentlemen, we are on to something.