shifted_drifter

Uh oh, do you have Internet scurvy? You might need some vitamin C#

Bird up

Not even L’rrr would touch the stuff

This is great. Feels kinda like chat GPT wrote it but even if that’s the case it’s hilarious

Fitting, considering that Buffalo Bill himself was a fucking racist monster who literally is only famous for A. his stage show depicting him scalping a First Nations war chief, and B. being a buffalo murder machine

Me, reaching over from the POS side paying for the transaction I’m ringing up, leaving no tip for myself

You are a worm through time

Wow I never realized the letters/numbers for the Tesla models spells “sexy” in l33t5p34k

Piracy is literally theft…