shroomato

Are you talking about kids or animals?

Don’t remember that? Lucky! I’m very aware of the contents of my later tube. Every. Waking. Moment.

That’s how you die of asphyxiation

YOU DIVED

Poorly

You might want to check out the smaller EUCs. There’s a bunch that cost half as much as Onewheels, while still having more power and range.

EUCs that go 30+ mph have way bigger wheel diameter than OW, way more power, and a lot of recent models have suspension. Also wearing proper protection is essential.

No, the patent is specifically for the ones that you stand sideways on, like on a skateboard.
Also all electric unicycle manufacturers are based in China, which doesn’t care about patents much.

The king is safe as long as the pawns are fighting each other

Yep, and the more braces the harder they laughed at your joke))))))00