Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

Is it “happy 9/11” or “merry 9/11”?

Dibs on the elephant dildo

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

They were jumping beans. Nature’s vibrator

Both gram negative, I’d assume