Easily could be charged as an adult if he shot someone else.

It’s specifically the US that calls main courses entrees. No clue why.

He would be so lost without empty conservative buzzwords

Red chile sauce with poached eggs for me, then later a bottle of Vinho Verde. Pretty decent so far.

He’s portrayed as a loser due to being self-unaware and generally clueless.

Why are you only talking about large cities in the northeast and Detroit? I’m comparing it to places like Minneapolis, Phoenix, Portland, LA, Houston, Dallas, Austin, Denver and Seattle. I’ve eaten pizza in small towns in Connecticut that beat the crap out of anything I’ve had in those cities.

No, in real life I’ve traveled through 45 states and lived in 10. Not from New England either. No idea what you’re talking about really, but just so you know, you’re wrong. Mainly I’m talking about Connecticut and Boston. I don’t have any illusions that there’s great cuisine in Vermont or rural Maine or some shit.

Absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Never been to New Haven or Danbury or like, the rest of the state? Or more like you’ve never seen how shit pizza, Italian sandwiches and bagels are in the rest of the country.

Connecticut.