Yep, same experience for me.

Limes are unripe. If you let them ripen, they’ll turn yellow.

No, there are many that are very delicious

Elongated isn’t a great indicator, some varieties just grow that way.

Same in Germany

I have an apple tree in my yard. It needs to be pruned and thinned at appropriate times. Sometimes pest control is required, but that’s pretty much it. If done properly, it is a couple of hours of work per year max

Athens?

The acidity in the store bought ones is due to them not being ripe. A ripe pineapple is very sweet with some faint tartness.

I agree with this. It’s not the kids that are stressing me, it’s everything else from both parents having to work to lack of good child care

I hope he suffered