Some days with remote work, I get an entire day’s work of progress completed in an hour in two.

Some days with in-office work, I spent entire days trying to complete a couple hour’s work.

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

Kill two for matching clogs!

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

https://www.gq.com.au/health/fitness/the-hellish-regime-hugh-jackman-went-through-for-his-logan-body/news-story/a1f6feeeee1a14c365f72e74671fe3df?amp=1

Apparently, body builders commonly do this, too, from what I’m seeing in various comments

Didn’t he explain one time that the key to looking really shredded for a movie is to get SUPER dehydrated right as filming begins? Think it was because then it makes your abs and other chest muscles stick out really prominently and achieves the Hollywood expectation for how strong guy should look

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter