Correction: You might be are an asshole.

Nintendo? Love Hotels? I think I missed a few chapters here.

Personally, the only reason I don’t fully switch to Linux is because of the Adobe Suite, but other than that, I would absolutely make the switch. I’m hoping that if this promopts enough people to make the switch, then Adobe will finally make versions of their Programs for Linux.

The fact that some people are actually willing to take that offer is both hilarious and sad.

Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.

Samsung: ok

Smartphones. The sheer fact that we’re able to fit these cameras, computer chips, and everything else into these thin glass slabs is still mind-blowing to me.

Oh, I’ll get you to talk, sooner or later…

Bitwarden is the best.

An iFixit Pro Tech Toolkit. I can not even begin to count how many times it saved me.

Printer Ink and paying companies like Google and Spotify, who still collect your data as a paid customer.