thenextguy

That was a terrible landing.

I’ve never even considered whether they’re plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they’re not. But I can’t imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

His 2nd stand should be selling lemonade.

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Well, they’re self inflating wheels, not tires. So…

Cuil

Ed Harris’ dad?

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

What are you doing in England?