TIL the Middle East was in a vacuum.

Like what you might find in a hot, dry region?

Interesting question. I wonder how common dryers are in the Middle East? It’s famously hot and dry there so a dryer seems a bit redundant.

Maybe you could make your own post the way you like it, instead of being hypercritical of someone else’s efforts.

Oh, well in That case… No you wouldn’t. I mean if you are already a shitty father with a history of poor parenting then yes, maybe. But a kid trespassing on someone’s property isn’t that unusual and… Oh wait… I see… you made the implication that the mother of these children told them to go swim in the pool… Right right okay yeah no they definitely asked her permission and she said yep go for it kids you must go swim in the roid tweakers pool… I bet you have a great relationship with the ex eh? Any chance you’re a middle aged white guy?

No, you wouldn’t.

Oh no, the troll is losing an argument, his bullshit is out of control. He’s going for extremes that no one was suggesting. Shit next you’ll be saying the kids ate his dog. Come on bro, I was hoping for a better class of troll today.

Oh, ouch. I’m so sorry. You are right. Oh God my life is just a mess. People care about me and I care about them. Where did it go wrong? Why aren’t I filled with hate all the time? Why do I have friends? I’m supposed to be online defending people convicted of assault against children. God you called me a cowboy, I’m not a cowboy. I don’t want to be a cowboy. I don’t wont to have morals and values that better my world. I want to be the guy who shits on everything good and creates a darker world. Help me please. Only you can save me online troll!

Yes, please continue to explain the joy you feel at a grown man abusing 6&7 year old children, filming them crying and begging to be released. Are you by any chance a middle aged white man with ties to… Checks notes… No one. I’m sure roid boy will let you give it a tug after you show him how proudly you’re defending him. Maybe he can tie you up too…

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