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Ellia Plissken

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that shit is the best.

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Caucasian pepper, BIPOC, or one of those desegregated peppers?

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BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE GENOCIDE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. Jesus Christ

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every single time they talk about anti-genocide protesters, at the moment, they’re calling all of us “pro Palestinian”. just like how the Nazis called anybody who defended non-Aryans “jew lovers”, the same reason that slavers called abolitionists “n*gger lovers”. as if the only reason you could possibly feel empathy for that particular group of people is because… well I’m not sure exactly what they’re implying.

we are not “pro palestinian”. if the Palestinians were committing a similar genocide against Jewish folk, we would be just as upset in the other direction.

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I was talking about what they’re calling me, dipshit. and if you’re not an anti-genocide protester, then thanks for waving your red flag this early in the conversation

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what do you mean nobody talks about it? they call it “the spice melange” all the time so even if you have no concept of French you know that it’s being called a spice.

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you guys invent a new word for “anti-genocide protester” every time you have to talk about somebody who signs your paycheck.

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it’s how I crate trained my dog. I adopted him when he was two and he was terrified of the crate. I would put him in the same room as the crate, put high value food in it, shredded cheese, deli meats, and then leave the room. slowly I would feed him more and more normal things as I got closer and closer while he was in the crate. pretty quickly I was feeding him all of his meals in there, but he would always watch till I left the room before going in.

anytime he earned a treat, for sitting, or laying down or whatever, he had to go into the crate to get the treat. at the beginning I would have to toss it into the back of the crate and then leave the room for him to go get it, eventually he was running into the crate waiting for the treat.

within about 2 months he was sleeping in the crate with the door open

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every once in awhile you should pull the bags out, pack them, and then just unpack them and put everything away so they don’t get anxious every time

like sometimes I just pull out my cat carriers, and throw treats in the back of them. once they’ve eaten all the treats, the carriers go away

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to my knowledge, it’s the second one. and it’s not just penis havers that can get a reach around, I often reach around to play with the clit

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