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Nah, they’re not much bigger than a newborn rat.

He didn’t so much break the fourth wall as jam his nose up against it.

Clearly this was AI-generated.

From what I can tell from the article, it’s not clear what the guy was selling. Maybe it was the claimed drugs, maybe it was water, but he had no idea and he was not only unaware, but also was making claims (“highest quality” and "made in the US’) that were patently false.

So he wasn’t so much “providing a path to medicines” as he was fraudulently making the claim he was doing so while putting all his customers at risk of harm.

You do know that Gary Larson and Daniel Boone weren’t peers, don’t you?

Suave? No, that was Ecuador.

*sane

Yes, most scuba divers typically have a snorkel as well, to make it easier to breathe while on the surface without using air from the tank.

The first time I visited there, I wanted to live there. Like this book I read in school when I was in third grade, where the kids hide out in the museum overnight.

You must mean this one: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_the_Mixed-Up_Files_of_Mrs._Basil_E._Frankweiler

I just learned far more about snail mating practices than I ever needed to know.