I like to say my toots are a cry for help from my body

SQUAT

I worked with Ricardos grandson at a weed factory. Kind of a California douche, as would be expected.

How many sparrows did your cat eat tho?

Should I pull the trigger on building a pc now?

Such a great song by such a terrible monster and just a thoughtless asshole

Have you tried just pounding cans of sparkling water? Or switch out some brews you’re having with one. It helped me stop drinking solo (im also very single and alienated)

He saw a dog with a puffy tail

Behold a powerful reddit take I just read on who they think could’ve won:

Lmao don’t worry AI can fix that I just need like $500 million and the hoover dams power for a week