I wish only the best for Miss Seagoon: happiness, or at the very least peace and contentment.

Parents might have an issue with me abducting their child and taking them to a foreign country lol but it’s an intriguing idea.

Doesn’t really put food on the table or provide shelter but I guess it’s better than nothing.

The thought of my baby nephew having to go through even a fraction of the challenges I’ve had to live through in this sick world just breaks my fucking heart.

The thought of that sweet innocent child exposed to any of the dangers I’ve had to face makes me die inside.

And unfortunately I’m still living through those same dangers and trying to stay alive myself. So if and when he faces those dangers I’m not sure what resources I have to help him, since I apparently don’t have the answers.

I think I’ve only got prayers left at this point.

The one thing I can do if I die is at least leave him what I have in a will.

As a benevolent lord and commander of the universe I am not part of the government and I will enact the ban.

True. I’ll make an exception for aussie.zone.

I’m not sure you can without government overreach and inevitably trampling on someone’s rights.

Unpopular opinion. All social media should be banned. I’m sorry but it’s just too toxic.

Blow up Australia and start again.

That would fall under “mandatory” then.

As for cultural signifier I’ve known plenty of people that went to Uni who honestly would forget to breath unless you reminded them.