My first job was at a coffee shop and it was so impressively ass that it turned me communist

Rookie numbers

I adore this channel.

You dare try to tell me where to shit in your house? What a tankie

I would like to shit on your floor and it’s your duty as host to allow me that honor.

Genuinely. After making the switch a few years ago, I genuinely can’t fathom using chrome again

Don’t take this to be me defending them; they deserve to be dunked on.

However, they didn’t make this claim. They claimed the converse.

This is a good-ass shitpost

I think the moral “dilemma” is supposed to be

1. You pull the lever and now you’ve now actively killed someone or,
2. You don’t pull the lever and 4 people died, but you weren’t the one to kill them so you’re basically clean

It’s stupid, but I think that’s the idea

Damn, that’s deep