Well, it depends where you want to stick it, doesn’t it?

I apologise, poor future human, who has been revived from this crystal so that some far flung future rich person can hunt you for sport.

We knew not what we would unleash.

I heard child labour was legal in the US again? Or is this not in Arizona?

You read all of the news?

And I thought satire was dead.

Conflickulation

Joke’s on you, my mother was completely unforgiving.

Isn’t this about 40 years too late?

Yeah, but propelling them out of the solar system just sounds like the kind of fake-ending that ends up with the super villain coming back stronger in a decade. Have we learnt nothing from science fiction? You have to destroy your foes whilst you can.

Personal censorship has been around for a long time. People have always avoided saying things that others might view as weird or repulsive.

The true change is that everyday conversation is more monitored now than it ever has been before.

We have let insipidly authoritarian technology into our lives in an intimate way.