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I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie

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late_night@sopuli.xyzM
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I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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key@lemmy.keychat.org
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I wish my dog could walk himself.

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20%

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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally

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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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I wish for free healthcare in my country

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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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I wish politicians could only tell the truth.

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Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted

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key@lemmy.keychat.org
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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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I wish for the magical monkey paw to permanently cease to exist from reality.

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Greed@lemmy.ml
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I wish humans could not deliberately lie or otherwise deceive each other.

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EndOfLine@lemmy.world
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I wish every major social network integrated activitypub.

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3rdwrldbathhaus@lemm.ee
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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair

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late_night@sopuli.xyzM
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I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately)

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late_night@sopuli.xyzM
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I wish for the mass of the proton to increase by 10^-27kg

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Solaris1789@jlai.lu
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I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved

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late_night@sopuli.xyzM
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I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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I wish that all children born from this day forward enjoy a better quality of life than their parents had.

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt

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late_night@sopuli.xyzM
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I wish that the Monkey's Paw had never existed, and therefore that nobody has ever wished on it.

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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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I wish that something bad happens to me

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Sergigig@lemmy.world
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I wish countries maintained their interest and funding in space even after the space race.

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chellewalker@lemmy.ca
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I wish for a sandwich.

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Web_Rand@lemmy.ml
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I wish I could paramestee my pegmode.

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Web_Rand@lemmy.ml
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