Surely the first option should include no electric washer/dryer since the second option includes no dishwasher.

And Dubya of course… Misunderestimate, “how is our children learning”, “put food on your family”, “mission accomplished”

“Ask me about ABDL”

So not “is it a good game” but “is the story agreeable artistically and in its implications”

I don’t have any desk drawers but I do have socks. And maybe one day my sockdar will tingle when I’m out and about and I’ll find a sock with a grand rolled up in its toe that someone hid and lost after robbing a bank.

Talking to house plants could be turned into a new life as a spy or PI (albeit a very niche one). I don’t imagine plants would be super talkative so it probably wouldn’t get too annoying. Glitter finger farting doesn’t have any uses I can think of besides pranks and crafts. So I’ll go plants.

Definitely the dream one. That’d be so cool and useful for developing the technology to record dreams (get as many measurements as you can each night, then use the recording as the known good results to train an ML model). Or combine it with lucid dreaming to help film movies without needing cgi.

Snazzy

Have you checked if he’s dissolving caffeine tablets in Brita?

So you either fuck a decayed corpse or an immaterial ghost. Either way mutual orgasm is going to be rough.