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You have two penises, one straight and one gay.

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you can make ashes taste like fruit

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You can choose to develop cancer at any time

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You know every popculture reference of an alien civilization

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prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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You can instantly memorize R Kelly songs

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If you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.

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You are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shit

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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Double your poop and give it to the next person

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can fly only when you have the urge to pee

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotch

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can taste anything you touch.

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can smell Ants from like 2m away

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Matombo@lemmy.world
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You can hear every animals complaints

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can make kites disappear

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can absorb rocks

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fart

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You want

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can smell time

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their farts

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can burst into flames at will

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You can levitate baby poop over your forehead

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM
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You always know the exact direction of Pluto.

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owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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You can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYS

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gregorum@lemm.ee
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The ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavor

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