That would effectivity ruin the games appeal

Seriously? I mean Seriously ? Wow ok, you could just come out of the closet and say you’ve got a crush on me instead of doing all this extra unnecessary nonsense to get my attention.

I’m flattered, truly I am, but I’m not attracted to mediocre game players

Oh yea, BTW? Fuck you for making that community about me. You’re obviously severely immature

And you enjoy your delusions. When you’re done pretending that trash is treasure, maybe you’ll come back to reality. Until then, I’ll be here, playing games that are actually enjoyable. Cheers to you and your giant toilet boss.

Existentialism? It’s existential dread playing that train wreck. I’d rather watch paint dry. Actually, scratch that, I’d rather drink the paint. At least then I’d be unconscious and spared from the torture of that so-called game.

Complex storytelling? the protagonist’s dialogue sounds like it was written by a drunk toddler. ‘Oh no, the pipes are clogged again!’ Real gripping narrative there. And don’t even get me started on the graphics. My eyes bled from the pixelated nightmare they dared to call a ‘game world.’

Kevin, you pretentious twit, you can’t polish a turd. The game isn’t deep; it’s just broken. Satirical masterpiece, my ass. It’s more like the developers gave up halfway through and decided to throw in whatever nonsense they could come up with. If you call that art, then my dog’s vomit is the next Mona Lisa

Plumber’s Adventure 9 is the epitome of lazy game development. It’s like they took the concept of ‘fun’ and buried it under a mountain of glitches and uninspired levels. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to make the final boss a giant, sentient toilet? Absolute garbage.

T

That has never been true