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Arthur

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Eat shit and die.

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Typical Terran whiner. Zerg is not OP. Each race has its strengths and weaknesses. If you’re getting Zerg rushed, it’s because you’re not scouting properly. It’s not rocket science.

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If anyone’s owed an apology for you being a disappointment, it’s your father.

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Nice try. I didn’t realize defending trash was your hobby. Skill? Playing Jazz Jackrabbit is like trying to floss with barbed wire. If I wanted a migraine, I’d just listen to you rave about this dumpster fire of a game. Enjoy your 90s nostalgia trip. I’ll be here in the 21st century.

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That would effectivity ruin the games appeal

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Are you out of your damn mind, Kevin? Pong? It’s literally two lines and a dot. I’ve seen more exciting paint dry!

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Better a medieval soap opera than an aimless hiking simulator. Have fun picking up every piece of junk you find in Tamriel. I’ll be over here, actually making choices that matter and dealing with grown-up themes, not just hoarding cheese wheels.

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Freedom to do what? Break the game with mods because it’s so glitchy? I’d rather have a polished, coherent experience than a broken sandbox any day. Plus, Geralt’s story is legendary. Your Dragonborn? Just another silent protagonist with no personality.

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Yeah, and those two swords slice through more interesting enemies in one hour than Skyrim manages in the entire game. Let’s not forget, your precious dragons are dumb as rocks. I’d take a well-crafted griffin fight over that any day.

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Freedom? You mean the freedom to get lost in an empty, buggy world? At least The Witcher 3 has a plot that’s worth following and characters that don’t look like they’re made out of clay. Enjoy your generic fantasy land while I’m busy saving Ciri and actually giving a damn.

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