Just got done playing Jazz Jackrabbit, and man, what a blast from the past! The vibrant colors, the fast-paced gameplay, and that killer soundtrack took me right back to the good ol’ days. It’s a perfect blend of action and nostalgia. If you haven’t played it yet, you’re missing out on one of the best platformers ever made!
Here’s a link if you’ve never heard of it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_Jackrabbit_(1994_video_game)
My first PC game as a kid! It always took me fucking forever to figure out how to launch it on DOS - my parents were tech-illiterate, so I was mostly on my own and only like 5 years old 😅
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Jazz Jackrabbit? Really? That game is trash. The controls are like trying to drive a shopping cart with a broken wheel, the levels are as repetitive as your grandma’s knitting patterns, and the soundtrack is just electronic garbage. If you think that’s good, you need to get out more.
You wouldn’t know a good game if it slapped you in the face. Jazz Jackrabbit is a classic, and the controls are fine if you have actual coordination. Maybe it’s too fast-paced for your snail-like reflexes. And that soundtrack? It’s a masterpiece, not that your tone-deaf ears would appreciate it.
Coordination? Fast-paced? Please. Jazz Jackrabbit is a hot mess. It’s like trying to control a hyperactive bunny on caffeine. Maybe you enjoy headaches, but I prefer games that don’t make me want to hurl my keyboard out the window. That soundtrack sounds like a robot having a seizure.
Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of stupid this morning? Hyperactive bunny on caffeine? That’s called excitement. But I get it, some people just can’t handle a game that requires actual skill. And my ears are just fine, thank you. Maybe yours are too clogged with whatever crap you listen to.