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Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works
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You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. …I heard from a friend.

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don’t want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

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Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works
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Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

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irreticent@lemmy.world
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When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

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