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Remember The Lion King? Turns out lions can’t sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!

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This is true. It’s an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.

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And, given the average lifespan of a lion, that’s over 3 generations ago!

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NAAANIII??? But but but… That’s inconceivable!!

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Love your username, sir Muscle wizard 😁

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Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!

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Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.

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Curated Tumblr

!curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

Image descriptions and plain text captions of written content are expected of all screenshots. Here are some image text extractors (I looked these up quick and will gladly take FOSS recommendations):

-web

-iOS

-android

Please begin copied raw text posts (lacking a screenshot that makes it apparent it is from Tumblr) with:

# This has been reposted here to Lemmy as part of the “Curated Tumblr Project.”

I made the icon using multiple creative commons svg resources, the banner is this.

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