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Let’s make a competing brand for Africa called BIG-DIKO. Make it the most nutritional and have natty black dudes pose for the cans.

“Zero filler, all substance - get swole, have a BIG-DIKO.”

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Nah that’s ok. You should definitely do that on your own though! Let us know how it works out for you…

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Sounds like something someone with high sugar intake would say. I think you might need some BIG-DIKO in your diet.

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My doctor said I should avoid BIG-DIKO. Thanks for your concern though!

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With BIG-DIKO in your belly, everything’s just a little nicer

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