I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand

posted 3 months ago

I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

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Corroded@leminal.space

6 points

3 months ago

Pretty much. The local dollar store would definitely know something is up when I’m buying packs of them.

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Krudler@lemmy.worldOP

11 points

3 months ago

You like literally have to buy 10 of them Just so you can roll one up after cooking for a friend and when they say what the fuck are you doing you say deadpan “what aren’t these disposable?” as you open the oven drawer to reveal 10 new pans with labels.

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