I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?
Start small and work your way up.
grape>cherry tomato>kiwi>live ringtailled deermouse>avocado>apple
Dude there’s something wrong with your mind.
I was with you right up until you said avocado.
Sicko.
You don’t frigging know the price of avocados these days?
I’m on a similar journey. I want to crush walnuts. I’m a desk worker, so I got a set of grip strength trainers and just use them when I’m in Zoom meetings. I can almost close a 200lb gripper after about 8 months of sustained effort. I’ve started using a light gripper to increase my thumb and pointer finger pinching strength now too. I’m going to have to see if I can squash an apple now.
I want to fold a frying pan. The idea came to mind when I got cocky when switching from curling 25 lbs to 45 lbs
Pretty much. The local dollar store would definitely know something is up when I’m buying packs of them.
Do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats amd run for 10km every day. Warning, if you skip it youll be sent to the penalty realm.
Husband and I have a standing bet to be the first person to do 10 handstand pushups on a stage. Not sure why the stage is involved, and I can’t remember what the prize is. Also it’s been over 5 years since we made it, and neither of us can do a single one yet. But I think of it often.
You should start training in secret immediately! Stages are easy enough to come by once you’re ready.
I was thinking training montage, with Eye of the Tiger and everything.
In all seriousness, picture your dude’s face! He will have forgotten all about that bet (he might have even now) and one regular sunny day you CASUALLY walk on over to that conveniently located stage; “hold that drink for me for a second, honey”, and BAM. He won’t know what’s even happening, crying into both of your milk shakes in joy and confusion.
Plus, you’ll be super buff. There’s no downside, really.
