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Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man(lemmy.world)

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teft@lemmy.world
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I would want to exude this energy:

But I know I would exude this energy:

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MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.

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DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml
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No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows

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fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I want you to know this was an angry upvote

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GBU_28@lemm.ee
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How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?

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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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He can get another boy for that.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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I see that as a win also.

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Maeve@kbin.social
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You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?

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psmgx@lemmy.world
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Explain

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TassieTosser@aussie.zone
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Head lice.

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world
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With $20, you could buy many peanuts.

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Maeve@kbin.social
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Sores from syphilis lol.

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Maeve@kbin.social
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Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?

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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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Did you just type a stutter?

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MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!

Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.

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Rev3rze@feddit.nl
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Sounded perfectly to me!

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