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33 points

Just develop a heart condition and they’ll straight up give it to you. Easy peasy.

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Easy enough to make.

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As a bonus, if we already have a heart condition and an abundant supply of prescription nitroglycerin tabs, we can perform the aforementioned prank to give all our friends heart attacks too! 😄

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Alternatively, work in a hospital or on an ambulance. We’ve got loads of the shit

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I was gonna say, actually thinking about pocketing the excess next time I pull some from the Omnicell to see if this works lol

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A tab of NTG is only 0.5mg, a drop of pure NTG (so around the size of the tab) would be in the ballpark of 125 mg, so the tablet contains very little NTG. Id wager a tiny pop if any.

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I really want to put a couple bottles of tablets in a blender and see what happens haha

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13 points

Ha, jokes on YOU, I already have a heart condition!

Wait…

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